Traffic, Traffic, Traffic

I know I've mentioned this before but, since some people still don't get it, here it goes again:

Tailgating me will not make the person in front of me drive faster.

Along the same lines: No matter how close you get to the back of my car while we're waiting for a train, I can't make the train go faster.

Shouldn't You Know?

I'm not saying that everyone should know everything about American Idol but, wouldn't ya think that even if a newspaper editor didn't know, he/she wouldn't admit he/she didn't know? I mean, it's only the biggest thing on the planet. (Yeah, I'm exaggerating. But still.) All right. I will give him/her a break. It was Bucky Covington they were talking about. But please tell me you've heard of Carrie Underwood. Kelly Clarkson? Uh. Whatever.

The Latest Internet Sensation

Watch it now, get addicted and when your friends tell you about it, you'll be able to say ... "Oh yeah. I've been watching that for weeks!"

I'm thankful for ....

Just 'cause I feel like it ...

There's no reason to post this picture other than I want to.

He Remembered!

O-M-G!! He remembered my birthday! He's a keeper. 'Course I gotta get him to be able to keep him. But still.

Rock of Love

Yes, yet another of my guilty pleasures was Brett Michaels' search for lots of sex true love this summer. I was getting worried when he kept letting Lacey stay. Then, when it was down to just Lacey, Heather and Jes I said "I'm never listening to another Poison song again if he doesn't start thinking with his other head." Thank goodness I can still listen, considering I work at a station that plays "high energy rockin oldies." So, during the season finale he took Heather and Jes on "alone time" dates. During the date with Heather, he said he needed to go eat something because he felt as if he might be going into insulin shock. What does she do? Decide she wants to drive the dune buggy, and ignore Brett's pleas to go get something to eat. The next night, during his date with Jes, he still didn't feel well and told Jes what to do if he should go into insulin shock. She got all emotional and seemed genuinely concerned. When it came time for Brett to choose between Heather and Jes, he said he couldn't decide and asked if they would both be his girlfriends. Heather said "Yes." Jes said "No," because she cared about him too much to share. So, Brett made the right choice and picked Jes ... and I can still listen to "Talk Dirty to Me" anytime I want.

It's About Time!

I thought Eric would never get around to kissing Jessica! I think they're a really cute shomance.

More on the Lovely Perez and Fidel

OK. People who believe that Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that U.S. officials will be holding a press conference shortly to announce the death of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro, deserve to be made fun of. I'm sorry, but, c'mon people. These "sources" said "Castro is dead. We should call CNN. No. Let's call Perez Hilton!"

But, I suppose, when Castro finally does die, Perez will be able to say he scooped everyone. So, next year, in two years, five years, or whenever Castro dies, Perez can say "See? I told you on August 17, 2007!"

And, I know I'm far from the first person to have said this but ... C'mon everyone ... in your best Chevy Chase Weekend Update voice ... "But Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."

PUH-LEEEEEZ!!!!!

You don't think he's trying to get a little extra pub a few weeks before his new reality show starts airing, do ya?

Nahhhh!