To Me, It's Simple ... But Maybe it's Not

At a fast-food drive thru ...

6 months ago:
ME: May I have a chicken, bacon ranch salad please?
DRIVE-THRU WORKER: What kind of dressing?
ME: Uh, ranch?

Yesterday:
ME: May I have a southwest salad please?
DRIVE-THRU WORKER: What kind of dressing?
ME: Uh, southwest?

Today:
I bought the ingredients for my own salad ... and I'm lovin' it.

Childish People
or Why I Don't Like Working With Women

First, let me say it's not all women. It's only the childish ones that drive me insane.

Now, I like this guy a lot. I actually had a crush on him that lasted, oh, about a minute-and-a-half. Anyway, he's a newsworthy guy so I have to report on him quite a bit, as does the local newspaper. I have beaten them on several stories concerning him in recent weeks -- the most recent being yesterday.

His girlfriend's name is Amy. This morning, I opened my voice mail. What was on it? A recording of the song "Amy." Did I get angry or sad? No! I laughed at the juvenile lengths this person feels she must go to in order to bother me. I'm only blogging about it because I find it so funny. So, nice try kiddo. And thanks for the laugh!

Traffic, Traffic, Traffic

I know I've mentioned this before but, since some people still don't get it, here it goes again:

Tailgating me will not make the person in front of me drive faster.

Along the same lines: No matter how close you get to the back of my car while we're waiting for a train, I can't make the train go faster.

Shouldn't You Know?

I'm not saying that everyone should know everything about American Idol but, wouldn't ya think that even if a newspaper editor didn't know, he/she wouldn't admit he/she didn't know? I mean, it's only the biggest thing on the planet. (Yeah, I'm exaggerating. But still.) All right. I will give him/her a break. It was Bucky Covington they were talking about. But please tell me you've heard of Carrie Underwood. Kelly Clarkson? Uh. Whatever.

The Latest Internet Sensation

Watch it now, get addicted and when your friends tell you about it, you'll be able to say ... "Oh yeah. I've been watching that for weeks!"

I'm thankful for ....

Just 'cause I feel like it ...

There's no reason to post this picture other than I want to.

He Remembered!

O-M-G!! He remembered my birthday! He's a keeper. 'Course I gotta get him to be able to keep him. But still.

Rock of Love

Yes, yet another of my guilty pleasures was Brett Michaels' search for lots of sex true love this summer. I was getting worried when he kept letting Lacey stay. Then, when it was down to just Lacey, Heather and Jes I said "I'm never listening to another Poison song again if he doesn't start thinking with his other head." Thank goodness I can still listen, considering I work at a station that plays "high energy rockin oldies." So, during the season finale he took Heather and Jes on "alone time" dates. During the date with Heather, he said he needed to go eat something because he felt as if he might be going into insulin shock. What does she do? Decide she wants to drive the dune buggy, and ignore Brett's pleas to go get something to eat. The next night, during his date with Jes, he still didn't feel well and told Jes what to do if he should go into insulin shock. She got all emotional and seemed genuinely concerned. When it came time for Brett to choose between Heather and Jes, he said he couldn't decide and asked if they would both be his girlfriends. Heather said "Yes." Jes said "No," because she cared about him too much to share. So, Brett made the right choice and picked Jes ... and I can still listen to "Talk Dirty to Me" anytime I want.

It's About Time!

I thought Eric would never get around to kissing Jessica! I think they're a really cute shomance.