Spam
One of my e-mails doesn't have a very good spam filter so I get tons of it. I don't open any of it but, just from the subject lines, I'd like to reply to some of it.
"Anne, I'm done emailing you" ... If only that was true! I've gotten that one at least 50 times.
"I am so happy" ... Good. I'm happy for ya, but stop e-mailing me!
"Try Prozac" ... I didn't need Prozac 'til I started getting all this spam!
I don't have a car, so I don't need auto insurance. I have a college degree so I don't need to get one online. I don't have a penis, so I don't need to know how to make it bigger. Nor do I need Viagra.
But there is something good in all my spam. I think it's really cool that John Kerry can take time out of his busy schedule to e-mail little ol' me. Uh huh.
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