Holy Cheetos!
Get a grip, people! I heard last night on the radio that on ebay someone is selling a Cheeto that looks like ... Are ya ready for this? Jesus' legs. If the link doesn't work (sometimes they don't, for some reason) just do an ebay search for Cheeto. OK. I read this woman's story. Yeah, I can see how she'd want to believe it. But c'mon lady. You really think Jesus is giving you a sign in a bag of junk food?
If you go to ebay to check it out, do the Cheeto search anyway, just for kicks. You'll see that it's not just the legs of Jesus appearing in bags of Cheetos. There's the Virgin Mary carrying the Baby Jesus, and the pope praying.
Maybe Frito-Lay should consider opening a church or something.
Oh yeah. For non-religious people, there's the Statue of Liberty Cheeto.
And one more thing ... If you are envisioning anything in your Cheetos, you need to find a new hobby.
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